so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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