Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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