So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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