I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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