HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I will be naked everywhere
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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