butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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