can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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