I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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