So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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