but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
