is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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