I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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