I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Please don't give away my fajitas
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
