Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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