why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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