its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
