yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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