while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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