so explain again why im purple
no
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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