I will die if light touches me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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