Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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