fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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