check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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