I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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