i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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