Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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