I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
ok first of all what the fuck
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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