Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
