I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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