The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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