I will die if light touches me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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