we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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