can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
