i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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