Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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