i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
My penis needs a shock collar
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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