I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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