We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
