what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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