How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
then he tried to convert me to islam
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My day in three words: secret purse cake
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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