Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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