my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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