weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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