Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Brb crying the tears of my youth
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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