I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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