just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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