So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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