I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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