Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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