her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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